• What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
  • What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

me0wsheena:

outoftune-outofkey:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Pleaseeee

Pleaaaaase, I’m bored.

(Source: wishtoconfess)

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

at what age do i just magically turn hot

(Source: vanitytides)

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth