swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via sipthisslow)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

coolstorysofarbro:

college-life-crisis:

image

omfg

(via reefie-madness)

recentgooglesearches:

how to dedicate my life to cock

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

ilikehip-hop:

Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

"I want us to make each other better."
someone you should probably hold on to (via phuckindope)

(Source: braided-funk, via sipthisslow)

"i learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
"prisoner" from the stanford prison experiment (1971)

(Source: eolithandbone, via live-it-up-baby)

American Horror Story: Ferguson

(Source: hastobeseen, via profashionall)

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